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Matt Donovan posted this in Stories on Monday, May 4, 2009  

Buy soma bars, I took my young girls to Target on Saturday to run some errands and to give their mom some time to herself. Spontaneously, I decided to try on a pair of shorts. I usually hate trying clothes on at Target because the fitting rooms are all in the ladies underwear department, which is awkward... and a little cruel. On the other hand, Buy generic bactrim, I needed shorts and I didn't want to have to come back to return stuff.

My girls are 2 and 5, so I had to bring them into the fitting room with me, buy soma bars. As soon as I took my jeans off, Gracie (my youngest) shouted "You don't have underpants on!" I promise you, I did - boxers in fact. Jaimes, the older of the two, chimed in, "Daddy, buy viagra. Why aren't you wearing underwear?!"

Anyone within earshot was surely concerned on a number of levels. I loudly reassured both the girls that I was wearing underwear and couldn't understand why they insisted on the contrary. This continued for a while. When we left, I handed the shorts to the fitting room clerk, but she wouldn't look at me. Plavix for sale, In the future, I will just take the shorts/pants/what-have-you home with me and ask my wife to return what I don't keep. The moral of the story is that being and adoptive dad is mostly just being a dad.

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4 Comments to “Buy Soma Bars”

1. Hilarious! Thanks for sharing the story. We laughed out loud here in our office.

   Warmly,
   Steve Burchett

   By: Steve Burchett at 12:15 pm on May 4th, 2009

2. Too funny!!!!!! By the way, is it against the rules for women to comment on your blog?! I love hearing a mans perspective and this, indeed, was well worth my time to read. (Plus I’m glad I’m not the only one that has trouble in Target with kids..lol)

   By: Michelle at 2:34 pm on May 4th, 2009

3. Thanks for your comment, Michelle. Everyone is welcome here and you certainly aren’t the first woman to join the discussion. Glad you found us!

   By: Matt Donovan at 3:02 pm on May 4th, 2009

4. I’ve had “Stop, daddy, you’re hurting me! Stop!” shouted at me a couple times, but this tops that for sure.

   By: Abraham at 1:41 pm on May 7th, 2009